1 year ago
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Lady Gaga - The South African version.

Ag tog - dit maak my sommer hartseer!!

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1 year ago
Linux, Operating System of Bad Mother Fuckers everywhere

Em Emalb in /. comments:

“Reprising his role as Jules from Pulp Fiction:

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch, who turns out to be Steve Jobs, turns to talk to Bill Gates] I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What’s the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Linus Torvalds look like?

Bill: What?
Jules: What OS do you run?
Bill: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: “What” ain’t no OS I’ve ever heard of. They have a usable command line in What?
Bill: What?
Jules: Usable command line, mother fucker, do you have one?
Bill: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I’m sayin’!
Bill: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Linus Torvalds looks like!
Bill: What?
Jules: Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

[end scene, fade out with Linux, Operating System of Bad Mother Fuckers everywhere]”

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1 year ago

Bicycle Repairman!

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1 year ago
I’ll have you know that this does not only apply to 11th graders.
<edit>…or PERL </edit>

I’ll have you know that this does not only apply to 11th graders.

<edit>…or PERL </edit>

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1 year ago
Hah!

I just discovered that TCHB (figure it out for yourself…) stands for:

“Textual Criticism of the Hebrew Bible”

Completely unintended, but funny.

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1 year ago

Tow the tow-truck.

This is why you buy an urban 4x4!

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1 year ago

Jizz in my pants.

Thanks Jinj

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1 year ago

Hairdryer + Powder + Girl = 

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2 years ago